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'I'll take the number 7.'
'And you say you check your e-mail on average three or four hundred times a day?'
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On your 80th birthday.
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Johnny Appleseed's evil spawn
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'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'
"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."
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Dachshund grown chart
"Mommy, when will I blossom into a beautiful projection of male desire?"
Tags:kids, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, girl, girls, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, growing up, grow, maturing, developing, develop, becoming an adult, blossoming, blossom, body image, insecure, insecurities, self-esteem, females, woman, women, male desire, male desires, desirable, beauty, beautiful, media, psychology, mental health, patriarchy, feminism
'We've been struggling to keep up with our rapidly growing enrollment.'
A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.
"Alright , Jack - if the green leafy plant you're growin' in your backyard ain't illegal, then explain why you keep callin' these 'magic' beans"
"Just saying, most parents mark their kid's height against the wall with a pencil."
Measuring Height and Weight.
'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'
Trump Chia Pet
Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil
Clown Growth Chart for Feet.
Head Start Nursery.
Man to man about man at desk being watered: 'A bit of nurturing and he should grow into the job nicely.'
An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba
'One thing wrong with the younger generation, we don't belong to it anymore.'
Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.
"I'd like to grow my own budgies."
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'Spinach: The Prequel'