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Things Not To Tell Your Kid
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"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."
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"My wife is recording everything the kids do until they leave for college. Then I'll binge-watch them grow up."
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"Don't you think it's time you thought about getting your own place son?"
"It's a coming of old age story."
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'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'
'I can't believe how fast they're growing up. They'll be flying into glass in no time!'
'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'
Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.
"Good news. Your child buys into the change paradigm of growing up."
"I can't wait to get older! I'll feel just like I do now and be able to do anything I want!"
'Alright, son, it's time to hustle you through your childhood.'
"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."
'I think my Brother must be growing up. He got a jumper for his birthday, and didn't complain!'
'You don't realise how big the children are getting until you try to get them to go to bed!'
'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'
The men from the boys.
"They grow up so slow, don't they?"
"Actually my childhood was quite dull. I've tended to look upon now as my formative years."