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'I'll take the number 7.'
On your 80th birthday.
Tags:trousers, trouser, pant, pants, birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, belt line, belt, belts, height, growing up, grows up, grew up, grow, growing, grows, grew, keeping track, keeps track, pull your trousers up, pull your pants up, high trousers, high pants, old man, old men, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."
"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
Tags:vegetable, vegetables, veggies, lettuce, head of lettuce, cabbage, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, crop, crops, growing crops, garden, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, growing, raising, compost, dirt, manure, fertiliser, kid, kids, child, children, young, younger, old, older, adults, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, language, word play, wordplay
"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
Tags:aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, nasty, mean
"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, car, cars, catchphrase, ad, ads, advertisements, time, time passes, fast, fleeting
David Blaine, Age 60
Tags:david blaine, magic, magician, magicians, magical, illusion, illusions, endurance, enduring, endure, cot, old age, growing, old, aging, aged, guest, guests, uncomfortable, uncomfy, painful, pain, pains, irritate, irritating, guest cot, staying over, entertain, boring, unimpressive, unimpressed, stunt, stunts, ice block, ice blocks, endurance, endurance test, endurance tests, mattress, mattresses, lump, lumps, lumpy
"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."
Tags:gang, gangs, thug, thugs, tattoo, tattoos, tattoo'd, gang member, gang members, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, street gang, street, streets, street gangs, accounting, accountant, account, accounts, accountancy, accountants, businessman, hair, haircut, mohawk, punk, punks, rocker, rockers, style, styles, change, changed, changing, adults, adulthood, growing up, growing
Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!
Tags:age, aged, aging, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, mid-life, mid life, midlife, magazine, mag, magazines, represent, represented, representation, representing, media, media representation, under represented, under, under representation, fearmongering, fear mongering, fear-mongering, scare mongering, scaremongering, scare-mongering, harsh, harsh truths, hard truths, growing, growing old, old, oldness, feeling old, feeling older, men, women, man, woman
Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child
Tags:boys will be boys, mature, maturing, maturity, matures, adults, adulthood, adult life, childhood, child, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, twist, spin off, spin-off, spinoff, parody, parodied, parodies, parody, grow up, grown up, grown-up, grown ups, grown-ups, growing, growing up, old before his time, bore, bored, boring
"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."
Tags:technology, technologies, product, productivity, advances, advance, technological advances, benefit, benefits, help, helping, car, cars, king, kings, slave, slaves, servant, servants, emperor, emperors, roman, romans, ancient, ancients, egypt, egyptians, worker, workers, capitalism, capitalist, creative destruction, economy, growth, growing
Arbor Day Money Tree
The More She LEans To Touch Her Toes, The Further Away They Get
Tags:toes, toe, flexible, flexibility, reach, reaching, reaches, yoga, yogi, exercise, exercising, exercised, arm, arms, touch your toes, mat, mats, bend, bending, stretch, stretches, stretching, stretched, feeling, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, image, image, age, ageing, aged, ages, growing, growing old, mid life, middle age, middle aged, healthy, lifestyle, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes
"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, one size, one-size, fashions, fashionable, clothes, clothing, men's clothes, grow, growing, pun, play on words, word play
A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.
Tags:chia, chias, pet, pets, hair, hairs, hairy, growth, grow, grows, growing, bald, baldness, balding, sprout, sprouts, sprouting, breakthrough, breakthroughs, startle, startles, startling, before, after, discover, discovers, discovery, discoveries, cure, cures, curing, curer, curers, close to home
'We've been struggling to keep up with our rapidly growing enrollment.'
"Alright , Jack - if the green leafy plant you're growin' in your backyard ain't illegal, then explain why you keep callin' these 'magic' beans"
"My goodness, how he's grown!"
"Martha Washington has whitefly."
Measuring Height and Weight.
Map Showing Great Distance Between Man And The Zeitgeist
Tags:behind the times, spirit of the moment, zeitgeist, culture, pop culture, behind the curve, out of date, outdated, growing, growing old, old, older, age, aged, ageing, pop culture reference, modern, modern world, advance, advancement, technology, politics, history, modern life, finding, finding a way, finding your way, map, maps, guide, guides, guiding, left behind, leaving, leaving behind, behind, past, future
"Just saying, most parents mark their kid's height against the wall with a pencil."
World pushing '7 billion' pram.
'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'