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'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'
Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'
' . . . We're releasing you into the wild so that you fly free, my young eaglet. Don't forget to tweet.'
"They grow up so fast."
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"Feel free to take notes."
"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."
"We saved all your old diapers."
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"They're expelling Drew from camp for hiding his face from the security cameras."
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"Your mother wants to remind you how difficult and painful your birth was."
Drop your Daughter Off at Work Day
"Can you imagine my mother had a baby at our age?!"
"I feel like I need you less and less, Mom, now that I can make myself feel guilty all on my own."
"I want you to be more health conscious. Steal a vegetarian's lunch."
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"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"
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"You could have had a film career, but you were needed here to fetch the paper."
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"Another birthday. I feel like a dinosaur."
"Are we gonna have to scrape the Daddy decal off the minivan?"
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"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."
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"This is Father's Day, not Father Issues Day."
"You're old enough to learn how to work a party."
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'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'
"I know it's just a political buzzword, but the idea of change really resonates with me."
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"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."
Tags:1 corinthians 13:11, bible quote, bible quotes, new testament, gospel, gospels, sunday school, sunday schools, bible teaching, bible teachings, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, childishness, childish ways, pub, pubs, bar, bars, growing up, rites of passage, growing pains
'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'