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Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child
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"When I grow up, I want to have a ballpark named after the company I own."
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The Observation Deck of Apartment 2-N
'When you're a kid, you keep score with report cards. When you grow up, it's credit scores.'
'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'
"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"
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"1991 never really did grow up."
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"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"
"I've grown, and you haven't."
"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."
'When you grow up, how many times do you plan to get married?'
'According to this, we don't get any clout until we're alumni.'
"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"
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"I don't wanna 'adult' today."
"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'
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'In the real world there is no such thing as algebra.'
"Give me a child and I will show you the man!"
'Sure, you can become a systems analyst if you want to - but tell Daddy, what is a systems analyst?'
"So...what do you want to be when you grow up?..."
How to grow up.
"What do you want to be when you row up?"
'What do you want to be when you grow up, Dad?'
'Well, yes, son, technically they are right when they call you a 'heel'. But remember, it's not who you are on the outside, it's what you taste like on the inside.'
'I thought we were going to play doctor?' 'We are playing doctor. I'm a lawyer and I'm suing you for malpractice.'
"And to think as a child he hated taking naps."
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