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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
Tags:baby boomer, baby boomers, cannonball, cannonballs, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, die, dies, dying, cause of death, causes of death, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, accidental deaths, age, ages, aging, ageing, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elders, senior citizen, senior citizens, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fall, falls, slip and fall, slipping and falling
For Witches of a Certain Age
"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."
"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."
Tags:drug, drug use, drug user, drug users, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical industry, medication, medications, medicate, medicates, medicating, ssri, ssris, depression, mood disorder, mood disorders, mood, moods, personality disorder, personality disorders, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, change, changes, changing, grow old, grows old, growing old, grow up, grows up, growing up, age, ages, aging, ageing, too much coffee man
"Denial, by Beverley."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, perfume counter, perfume counters, cologne, colognes, scent, scents, smell, smells, smelling, deny, denies, denying, in denial, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, stay young, stays young, fountain of youth, marketing, marketing angle, marketing angles, marketing gimmick, marketing gimmicks, perfume industry, perfume industries
"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
Tags:midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, middle age, middle aged, anniversary, anniversaries, ten year anniversary, ten year anniversaries, bike, bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycles, biker, bikers, biking, age, ages, ageing, aging, mourn, mourns, mourning, grow old, grows old, growing old, lost youth
"I'll need a guano specimen."
Tags:bat, bats, superhero, superheroes, checkup, checkups, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, stool sample, stool samples, sample, samples, bowel movement, bowel movements, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, middle age, middle-aged, specimen, specimens, comic book, comic books, hero, heroes
"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
Tags:twin, twins, evil twin, evil twins, grow up, grows up, growing up, parent, parents, parenting, set of twins, identical twin, identical twins, evil, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, parenting, personality, personalities, child development, develop, develops, developing, childhood, childhoods, grow old, grows old, growing old, upbringing, upbringings, bring up, brings up, bringing up
"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine."
Tags:doctor, age, middle age, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, midlife crises, grow old, grows old, growing old, 60th, 60th birthday, birthday, birthdays, pushing 60, 59th birthday, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, declining health, health decline, health declines, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, mankoff
"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."
Tags:light bulb, light bulbs, light, lights, fluorescent light, fluorescent lights, outdated, replacement, replacements, new technology, new technologies, outmoded, bar, bars, lament, laments, lamenting, invention, inventions, old age, grow old, grows old, growing old, useless, uselessness, grandeur, delusion of grandeur, delusions of grandeur
"I heard something snap."
Tags:dance, dances, dancing, dancer, dancers, grow old, grows old, growing old, bad back, bad back, back spasm, back spasms, snap, snaps, spine, spines, backbend, backbends, back bend, back bends, dip, dips, waltz, waltzes, tango, tangos, back trouble, back troubles, old couple, old couples, romantic
"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
Tags:jim carrey, immature, immaturity, juvenile, humor, humour, sense of humor, sense of humour, sophomoric, slapstick, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, grow up, grows up, growing up, comedian, comedians, comedy, comedies, actor, actors, acting, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, washed-up
"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."
Tags:hipster, hipsters, beatnik, beatniks, age, ages, aging, ageing, grow old, grows old, growing old, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, bongo, bongos, bongo drums, stuck in the past, lifestyle, lifestyles, act your age, acting your age, immature, immaturity, coffeehouse, coffee, espresso, espressos, middle age, middle-aged, senior, senior citizen, senior citizens
They never even knew...
Tags:rock, pop, easy listening, grow old, grows old, growing old, age, ages, aging, ageing, genre, genres, cross over, crosses over, crossing over, transition, transitions, transitioning, middle age, middle aged, music genre, music genres, taste, tastes, musical taste, uncool, middle age, middle aged, bore, bores, boring, taste changing
"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."
Tags:pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, senior, seniors, retirement, retirements, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, grownup, grown-up, grown up, kid, kids, child, children, maturity, alone time, married life, family-life, family life, failure to launch, living with your parents, cutting, apron strings, live at home, living at home, burden, burdens, grow old, grows old, growing old, adult child, fly the coop, flying the coop
This Summer, Come to...Parkway Playland!
Tags:amusement park, amusement parks, retired, retirement, retiring, old age, grow old, grows old, growing old, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, bore, bores, boring, boredom, wave pool, wave pools, roller coaster, roller coasters, easy life, good life, adventure, adventures, unadventurous, adventurous, oap, old age pensioner, old age pensioners, pensioner, pensioners, pension, pensions
"Remember when the old guys were on top and the young guys were on the bottom?"
Tags:age, ages, aging, ageing, grow old, grows old, growing old, outdated, outmoded, last year's model, young, young guy, young guys, usurp, usurps, usurping, work, work life, modern life, modern times, corporate culture, corporate hierarchy, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, old-fashioned, out-of-date, middle age, middle aged, hotshot, hotshots, young hotshot, young hotshots, office worker, office workers, office drone, office drones
"Every year around this time, I ask myself, 'Did I make a dent?'"
Tags:resolution, resolutions, new year, new year's, new years resolution, new years resolutions, impact, make an impact, making an impact, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, value, life, lives, evaluate, self-worth, self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, depression, depressed, depressing, anxiety, anxieties, birthday, birthdays, elderly
Uncle Murray Weekly
A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
Tags:age, obit, obits, obituary, obituaries, dead, dying, die, dies, mortality, mortal, mortals, long life, long lives, short life, short lives, compare, compares, feel your age, feeling your age, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, comparison, comparisons, insecure, insecurity, insecurities
"Nothing serious, Bob - just a case of the forties."
"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."
"This is the life, eh?"
A la recherche des cheveux perdus.