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'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'
' . . . We're releasing you into the wild so that you fly free, my young eaglet. Don't forget to tweet.'
'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'
"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."
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On your 80th birthday.
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'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'
Things Not To Tell Your Kid
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"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
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'Honey, when you grow up I want you to be assertive, independent and strong-willed. But while you're a kid, I want you to be passive, pliable and obedient.'
"Come along, son. We are at but the beginning of a long and arduous journey."
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"When will you grow up about sex and lose interest in it?"
Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
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"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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A man drinks a formula and becomes a well-dressed middle-aged man.
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"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."
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"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."
'Hello, Mom. Remember dressing me on my first day of school? Could you run me through that again?'
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'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'
"When I grow up, I want to work with the affluent."
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"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."
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Berlitz's Learn To Speak Adult
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'When you're a kid, you keep score with report cards. When you grow up, it's credit scores.'
After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.
"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."
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'Mom, Dad, I think it's time for me to get out there and follow everyone else.'