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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"
Tags:play, plays, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, cynic, cynics, cynical, downer, downers, depressed, depressing, depression, hard to please, difficult to please, play, plays, playhouse, playhouses, mood, moods, moody, moodiness, picky, pickiness, high standards, standard, standards, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, arguing
"I'm not in one of my moods. I'm in one of your moods."
"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
Tags:cantankerous, doctor, doctors, old age, grow old, growing old, crotchety, old man, old men, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, surly, temper, tantrum, tantrums, pain in the butt, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, appointment, appointments, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, old age pensioner, pensioner, pensioners
Along with technology came the ascension of curmudgeon man: 'Well, back in my day, we'd just walk over and talk to each other!'
"Sorry, red wine makes Ralph gluten intolerant intolerant."
Tags:gluten intolerance, gluten intolerant, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, food allergy, food allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, drunk, drunks, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, food fad, food fads, foodie, foodies, intolerant, intolerance, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, red wine, wine, wines, eating out, rude, rudeness, bad manners, faux pas, attitude problem, attitude problems, bigot, bigoted, bigots, hypersensitive, hypersensitivity
'I was told that I'd be in a better place now. . . I don't think so.'
"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."
Tags:hostile, hostility, unkind, socially awkward, social awkwardness, surly, grump, grumpy, grumpiness, grumps, surliness, unfriendly, rude, rudeness, party, parties, guest, guests, antisocial, proud, pride, introvert, introverts, introverted, introversion, husband, husbands, wife, wives, partying, unsociable, dinner, dinners, dinner party, dinner parties
"Harry's mood stabilized in '78, and it hasn't budged since."
Tags:grump, grumps, grumpy, crank, cranks, cranky, out of sorts, mood, moods, moody, anger, angry, furious, grouch, grouches, grouchy, husband, husbands, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, mood stabiliser, mood stabilisers, mood stabilizers, mood stabilizer, stable, stablization, stablisation, set in his ways, old man, old men, old guy, old guys, scowl, scowls, scowling
"Another p**s and vinegar?"
Tags:bartender, bartenders, expression, expressions, aggressive, aggressiveness, aggressive energy, old man, old men, elderly man, elderly men, age, ageing, getting on, getting old, still got it, old curmudgeon, old curmudgeons, anger, angry, grump, grumps, grumpy, grouch, grouches, grouchy, alcohol, bar, pub
"He scoffs whenever I suggest a scenic route."
'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'
Med Alert: Heart Condition, Diabetes, BP/Sugar Meds, Cantankerous.
"Oh my God with the singing!"
"You should take it easy for a while, Mr. Harner. You've been infected by the virus of hate."
Tags:hate, hatred, anger, furious, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, curmudgeonly, grump, grumps, grumpy, enraged, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, diagnosed, examination, examinations, medical exam, medical exams, irate, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations, personality, personality type, personality types, virus, viruses
"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"
Tags:bench, benches, park bench, park benches, territory, territories, territorial, old man, old person, old people, small town, small towns, tourist, tourists, tourism, complain, complains, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, unwelcome, visitor, visitors, visiting, thoughtless, sit, sits, sitting, relax, relaxes, relaxing, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, grumpy, grump, grumps
"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"
Tags:spring, spring time, misery guts, grump, grumps, disillusioned, disillusionment, springtime, easter, bird, birds, birdsong, bird song, old fogey, old misery, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, old couple, old couples, killjoy, killjoys, kill joy, kill joys, the great outdoors
"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."
Tags:ageing, getting old, getting older, old man, old men, elderly man, elderly men, grumpy, grump, grumps, disillusioned, disillusionment, complain, complaining, harrumph, old timer, old timers, old-timer, old-timers, social club, social clubs, private socail club, gentlemans club, gentlemens club, gentleman's club, gentlemen's club, oap, oaps, old age pensioners, old age pensioner, pensioner, pensioners
A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.
Tags:neighbor, neighbors, noisy neighbor, noisy neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, noisy neighbour, noisy neighbours, upstairs neighbor, upstairs neighbors, upstairs neighbour, upstairs neighbours, apartment, apartments, apartment life, apartment living, flat, flats, quiet, quiets, quiet down, quiets down, quieting down, bird, birds, peep, peeps, nuisance, nuisances, noise, noises, noisy, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness
"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, double checking, double check, grump, grumps, grumpy, grouch, grouches, grouchy, moody, bad mood, irritable, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old man, old men, insulting, rude
'The French don't hate us. They hate you.'
"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"
'When's happy hour?'
Ebenezer Scrooge's in/out baskets say 'Bah and Humbug!'
"Mrs. Gilray says women aren't going to take it anymore. Pass it on."
Tags:patriarchy, patriarchal, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, stand up, stands up, standing up, feminist, feminists, feminism, fight back, fights back, fighting back, old folks, old folks home, old folks homes, retirement community, retirement communities, threat to the patriarchy, threats to the patriarchy, patriarchal society, patriarchal societies, grump, grumps, grumpy, revolution, revolutions
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