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Hot Air and Cold Air Balloon Rides.
"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"
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"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."
"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
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"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
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"Sorry, red wine makes Ralph gluten intolerant intolerant."
Tags:gluten intolerance, gluten intolerant, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, food allergy, food allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, drunk, drunks, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, food fad, food fads, foodie, foodies, intolerant, intolerance, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, red wine, wine, wines, eating out, rude, rudeness, bad manners, faux pas, attitude problem, attitude problems, bigot, bigoted, bigots, hypersensitive, hypersensitivity
Along with technology came the ascension of curmudgeon man: 'Well, back in my day, we'd just walk over and talk to each other!'
"I'll have a nice day when I get damn good and ready."
'I was told that I'd be in a better place now. . . I don't think so.'
The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
Tags:post, posting, mail, mailing, mailman, mailmen, postman, postmen, mail carrier, mail carriers, postal worker, postal workers, send, sending, greeting card, greeting cards, card, cards, business, letter, letters, immature, childish, happy, unhappy, grumpy, grouchy, good mood, bad mood, juxtaposition, comparison, comparisons, contrast, contrasting, age, ages, grow up, grown-up, child, children, kid, kids, adults
"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"
"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, bitter, bitterness, scrapbook, scrapbooks, album, albums, injustice, injustices, slight, slights, imagined, imaginary, insult, insults, grievances, grievance, hostile, anti-social, irritable, crabby, grumpy, moody, middle-age, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill
"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, canine, canines, pet dog, pet dogs, going home, coming home, home time, hometime, switch, switched, swap, swapped, woof, irritating, irritant, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, human traits, human trait, human characterstiucs, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, grumpy, grump, disgruntled, bad day at work, lousy day, bad day, bad days, pay back, pay-back, taste of your own medicine, karma, revenge, inconsiderate
"I'll be glad when the holidays are over."
Tags:holly wreath, holly wreaths, christmas, xmas, xmases, christmases, decoration, decorations, december, disgruntled, grinch, grinches, christmas spirit, xmas spirit, festive spirit, holiday blues, desk job, desk jobs, office job, office jobs, boss, bosses, holiday period, holiday season, grumpy, grumpiness, festive cheer, spoilsport, spoilsports, killjoy, killjoys
"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."
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"I modified your mask so that people know you're grumpy under there."
Tags:dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parenting, parenthood, parenting in lockdown, grumpy, face mask, face masks, ppe, personal protective equipment, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, coronavirus pandemic, covid-19 pandemic, covid 19 pandemic, public health crisis, global health crisis, self-isolation, social distancing, social distanced, socially distanced, physical distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns
"Harry's mood stabilized in '78, and it hasn't budged since."
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The Bad Girls Always Hung Out Near The Mood Swings
Tags:mood swing, mood swings, mood-swing, mood-swings, moodswing, moodswings, mood, moods, moody, moodiness, swing, swings, swing set, swing sets, playground, playgrounds, play park, play parks, bad girl, bad girls, bad reputation, bad reputations, reputation, pms, teen, teens, teenager, bad mood, bad moods, grump, grumpiness, grumpy, hormone, hormones, hormonal
"Another p**s and vinegar?"
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"He scoffs whenever I suggest a scenic route."
'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'
Med Alert: Heart Condition, Diabetes, BP/Sugar Meds, Cantankerous.
"I hope you don't call that a party face."
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"Oh my God with the singing!"
"You should take it easy for a while, Mr. Harner. You've been infected by the virus of hate."
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