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"Now, brighten up. You know you'll have fun. The men will fear you and the women will adore you."
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"Mostly, he was just puttering, but now he's also muttering."
'Looks like the doctor confirmed my diagnosis. It's not just your bowel. Everything about you is irritable.'
"Refresh my memory, Nelson. When was the last time you were all smiles?"
This man is an island.
'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'
Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'
Stay back 500 feet
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A frowning man looks at a smiling screen
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'The day you were born was a medical error!'
A man sits on his porch with a fire extinguisher
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"Harold's angry rants have turned social media into antisocial media!"
'I'm glad you came in today, Mr Rosewine. We just got in a batch of sour grapes.
'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'
"I warned you it was lighthearted holiday fare!"
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'Underneath that crusty exterior is a lovely pie filling.'
'Take up with someone with infectious laughter.'
'Mustn't grumble' (Woman thinks 'Ha!')
'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'
'Why am I such a grouch?'
'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'
'great. Then you can all leave some booby traps in the yard for all the bratty trick-or-treaters.'
'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'