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"Granted, we're living longer – on the other hand, we're out of it sooner."
Tags:life, living, long life, longevity, life expectancy, age, aging, old age, getting on, getting old, quality of life, low quality of life, old men, old man, grumpy old men, grumpy old man, bar, bars, pub, pubs, out of it, retirement, retire, retired, forced retirement, dementia, alzheimers, memory issues, losing it
"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."
'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'
'Boys of Summer on a Skewer'
Tags:cranky, grumpy, angry, anger, old man, grumpy old man, cranky old man, getoff my lawn, vendor, vendors, street, streets, street vendor, street vendors, street food, foodie, foodies, food lovers, food lover, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, street cart, food cart, food carts, street carts, sell, selling, tourism, tourists, tourist, animosity, urban life, urban world, seasonal, season, summer, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
Old Man Journal
Tags:old, old age, old-aged, old man, old men, age, ageing, aging, journal, journals, magazine, magazines, grumpy, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, wwii, world war ii, world war 2, ww2, war, wars, veteran, veterans, bad memory, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, stereotype, stereotypes, generation x, gripe, gripes, griping, griped
"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"
Tags:bench, benches, park bench, park benches, territory, territories, territorial, old man, old person, old people, small town, small towns, tourist, tourists, tourism, complain, complains, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, unwelcome, visitor, visitors, visiting, thoughtless, sit, sits, sitting, relax, relaxes, relaxing, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, grumpy, grump, grumps
"Mostly, he was just puttering, but now he's also muttering."
"Leave me alone. I'm deciding who to leave out of my will."
Tags:will, will and testament, last will and testament, law, lawyer, lawyers, family, families, influence, preference, preferences, decision, decisions, looming death, death, old age, old, will solicitor, will solicitors, inherit, inheritance, inheriting, inherits, money, grump, grumpy, grumpy old man, greed, greedy
Uncle Murray Weekly
Tags:uncle, uncles, grumpy uncle, grumpy uncles, weird uncles, weird uncles, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, stereotypical uncle, stereotype, stereotypes, curmudgeon, curmudgeonly, curmudgeons, newpaper, newspapers, papers, mag, mags, magazine, magazines, obscure magazines, weekly, angry uncle, angry old man, man, men
Uncle Murray Weekly
A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'
"Refresh my memory, Nelson. When was the last time you were all smiles?"
"He's considered a fixture, so he's included with the house."
Tags:house buying, house buyers, house viewing, realtor, realtors, estate agent, estate agents, fixtures, fixture, fixtures and fittings, old man, grumpy old man, couch potato, couch potatoes, glued to the tv, glued to the screen, sport, sport lover, watching sport, flaws, downsides, cons of buying, cons
'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'
Grumpy old man kicking exclamation mark.
"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."
Tags:grandparent, grandparents, granddad, granddads, grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, generations, old age, old people, elderly, elder, elders, grandchild, granddaughter, granddaughters, grandson, grandsons, ancestry, ancestors, ancestor, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, grumpy old man, grouch, grouchy, crotchety
"We managed to resuscitate him, but he's still very critical."
"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."
Tags:grumpy, grumpy old man, gramps, grampy, smile, frown, face, facial muscles, muscles, bad mood, grouch, grouchy, working out, work out, exercise, mood, moods, moody, moodiness, extra crispy, bad mood, bad moods, grouches, grump, grumps, frowns, working out, workout, workouts, work-out, work-outs, exercise, exercises, exercising
'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'
"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."
Tags:hotel, hotels, resort, resorts, holiday, holidays, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, husband, husbands, wife, wivesoddball, oddballs, loner, loners, lonely, one-track mind, interests, odd interests, obscure interests, dressmaking, dressmakers, dressmakers, dress business, tailor, tailors, tailoring, vintage cartoon, vintage, vintage cartoons, 1940s, workaholic, workaholics
"Why did we stop having people fade into obscurity?"
Tags:couple, couples, married couple, married couple, older couple, older couples, old, older, old age, oap, senior citizen, senior citizens, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, tv, television, celebrity, celebrities, has been, has beens, fade into obscurity, obscurity, age with grace, reality tv, nostalgia, nostalgic
A frowning man looks at a smiling screen
Tags:computer, computers, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, technology, tech, technophobe, technophobes, smiley face, smiley faces, frown, frowns, frowning, grumpy man, grumpy men, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, desk, desks
'I thought buying the boat would make him more optimistic about the future but apparently not...'