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'What's the point of being guaranteed an education if I'm not guaranteed a job.'
'Excellent,Templeton! Now come up with a product!'
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"But it says here your product has a life time guarantee...so why do I need an extended warranty?"
Joe's Bar: Double your money back if not completely drunk!
Investments: Past performance is no guarantee, because life isn't always fair.
Clothes Shop: Self-Satisfaction Guaranteed.
'Try new 'Letter-Rip!' It's alphabet soup AND a laxative! Guaranteed to give you a vowel movement!'
'We use no preservatives. Everything is guaranteed to rot in three days.'
'I guarantee THIS nicotine patch will work!'
It wasn't going well.
U. S. POST OFFICE, 'How can I guarantee delivery?'
"Can I interest you in our five year extended warranty plan?"
Service With A Smile.
'This material is guaranteed to shrink'
'We have a no bed bug guarantee. We fill each room with pharaoh ants - their natural enemies.'
'Fully guaranteed. If it doesn't open just pop in and get your money back!'
'Toxic Waste Disposal, satisfaction guaranteed or double your waste back.'
Show bar: Guaranteed Fastest in Town.
'You misunderstand, squire. All I do is guarantee that my cars are USED!'
'... And all of our products are fully guaranteed, until something goes wrong with them.'
Eternity rings - guaranteed for six months.
All our eternity rings carry a twelve months guarantee.