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Gateway to Mr. Beck
Tags:receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, threatening, scary, fierce, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, gateway, gateways, gatekeeper, gatekeepers, protect, protection, appointment, appointments, guard, guards, guarding
A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.
Tags:deposit box, deposit boxes, safe deposit box, safe deposit boxes, squirrel, squirrels, nut, nuts, guard, guards, bank guard, bank guards, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, valuable, valuables, precious, jewel, jewels, jewelry, jewellery, store nuts, stores nuts, storing nuts, winter, winter months, save up, saves up, saving, savings account, savings accounts, pack rat, pack rats
"And with 10 being the highest, you're sure you're only at a 6?"
"We could always regift it."
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminal, crime, punishment, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, officer, officers, guard, guards, jailer, jailers, prison guard, prison guards, note, notes, questionnaire, questionnaires, survey, surveys, data collection, last meal, last meals, meal, meals, food, hanging, electrocution, lethal injection, execution, executions, methods of execution, condemned, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour
"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, lobbyist, lobbyists, lobbying, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, guard, guards, knight, knights
"I understand they have some lovely things."
Tags:protection, security, security system, security systems, surveillance camera, surveillance cameras, cctv, closed circuit television, home defence, home defense, armed, secure, protected, safety, safe, protect, guard, guards, guardian, guardians, gate, gates, locked, alarm, alarms, burglar alarm, burglar alarms, wealthy, rich, affluent, well-off, the one percent, the 1%, home, homes, house, houses, mansion, mansions, estate, estates, property, properties
The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.
'You see? One door closes, and another opens up!'
'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'
The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection
Tags:crime, crimes, cat, cats, guard, guards, guarding, interest, interests, food, food lover, food lovers, pet, pets, guard dog, guard dogs, guard cat, guard cats, feline, felines, can of food, cans of food, tinned food, canned food, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, home protection, protection, cat food, pet food, useless, uselessness
'Sir! That alarm means the security tag is still on your new heart valve. I need to see your receipt.'
"Here they come!"
Tags:prank, bucket of water, pranks, death penalty, death, dead, died, dying, sentenced to death, electric chair, electrocuted, electrocution, electricity, police, policemen, guards, prison, prisons, jail, locked up, corrections, correctional officer, police officer, police officers, justice system, giddy, excited, twisted, twisted pleasures, guilty pleasure, guilty, found guilty
"I thought I could be a more effective prison reform advocate on the outside."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishment, punishments, escaping, escapee, escapees, prison break, prison breaks, jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison reform, advocate, advocates, advocacy, prison guard, prison guards, guard, guards, caught, failed, failure, failures, excuse, excuses
"Um, O.K., yes, Boardwalk for Connecticut Avenue."
Tags:king, kings, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, royal, royalty, game, games, board game, board games, playing board games, cheating, cheater, cheaters, peasant, peasants, servant, servants, citizen, citizens, prisoner, prisoners, guard, guards, executioner, executioners, threatening, menacing, scary, convincing, trading
Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.
Tags:heist, heists, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, bank heist, bank heists, robbery, robber, robbers, robberies, bank robber, bank robbers, cybercrime, cybercriminal, cyber-crime, cyber-criminal, flee, flees, fleeing, scene of the crime, online banking, internet banking, mobile banking, guard, guards, bank guard, bank guards, embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, white collar crime, injustice, classism, classist, perp, perps, perpetrator, perpetrators, unequal system of justice
"There was no hazing involved. We simply beat him up."
Tags:school, schools, college, colleges, frat, frats, fraternity, hazes, hazing, society, societies, induction, inducting, initiation, initiate, dean, deans, guard, guards, bully, bullies, bullied, thug, thugs, teen, teens, young adult, young adults, adults, university, universities, discipline, discipline, beat up, beat, beating, play on words, word play, word-play
"Does this mean I'm out of the loop?"
The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo
"They're always so surprised when someone disagrees with them."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, guardian, guardians, chasing, running, running away, escaping, following, threatening, disagreement, disagreements, disagree, disagreeing, surprised, surprise, shock, shocked, death threat, death threats, revolution, revolutions, rebellion, rebellions, history, historical, medieval
'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoner, con, cons, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, wall climbing, wall climb, wall climbs, wall climber, wall climbers, guard, guards, guarding, guarded, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, concern, concerns, concerned, concerning, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
The Queens Guard hair do.
Tags:queens guard, guard, guards, guarding, guarded, queen, queens, england, english, british, british army, british armies, royal, royals, royal guard, hair, hair do, hair dresser, hair dressers, style, styles, hat, hats, bearskin, helmet, helmets, regiment, regiments, army, armies, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."
Tags:club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, nightlife, bouncer, bouncers, security, guard, guards, muscular, muscle, muscles, body building, body builder, body builders, built, jacked, health, fitness, working out, exercise, body size, problem, problems, can't fit, too big, entrance, entrances, door, doors