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"I can't imagine where I'd be today if it hadn't been for my high-school guidance counselor."
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'...do I want to risk putting up with someone like me?'
"Your aptitude is important, but more important for success is your attitude."
'No, no, you're looking for the school counselor. This is Guy Dance.'
Guidance Counselor - Hunting/Gathering.
'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'
Guidance Counsellor: 'Today I was visited by nine students and two teachers.'
'I'm looking for a career in something that will make me first in line for a government bailout if I mess up.'
'Granted, it's not a traditional sport, but I was hoping a party school might offer athletic scholarships for beer pong.'
'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'
'...and to prepare you for life after graduation, 'Walking Without A Backpack 101'.'
'In general, do the right thing.'
'Unfortunately, my conclusion is that your incompatibility is due to your being incompatible.'
"Unfortunately all evidence of your son's intelligence is purely anecdotal."
We realise you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do in anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q.
'So, John, you feel you're in an abusive relationship.'
"We realize you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do on anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q."
'Be innovative and prepared. Have clearly defined educational objectives for each lesson. Write legibly on the board. Be firm and fair. Now go. You have a class to teach.'
'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'
'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'
"Well, besides 'being famous for being famous'... what life goals do you have?"
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"Yes, it's report card time again."
'Times have changed. Now you need a degree just to end up living in your parents' basement.'
Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.