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"I can't imagine where I'd be today if it hadn't been for my high-school guidance counselor."
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'...do I want to risk putting up with someone like me?'
"Your aptitude is important, but more important for success is your attitude."
'No, no, you're looking for the school counselor. This is Guy Dance.'
Guidance Counselor - Hunting/Gathering.
'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'
Guidance Counsellor: 'Today I was visited by nine students and two teachers.'
'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'
'...and to prepare you for life after graduation, 'Walking Without A Backpack 101'.'
'In general, do the right thing.'
"Unfortunately all evidence of your son's intelligence is purely anecdotal."
We realise you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do in anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q.
"We realize you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do on anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q."
'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'
'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'
"Well, besides 'being famous for being famous'... what life goals do you have?"
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"Yes, it's report card time again."
'Times have changed. Now you need a degree just to end up living in your parents' basement.'
"Guess what, dad, the schools replaced the 'careers advice' teacher with a 'how to claim compensation' lawyer."
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Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.
'First off, there is no 'y' in resume.'
"Like I said kid, oarsman, swordsman, big hammer guy, and Berserker. There's no market for florists."
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'Norma, Mr. Reaper here is seeking to make a career change.'
'I plan to major in political science with a minor in strange bedfellows,'