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"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"
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"They'll think twice before making fun of you again!"
Tags:snl, comedian, comedians, comedy show, comedy shows, donald trump, president trump, comedy sketch, comedy sketches, trump administration, us politics, american politics, guillotine, guillotines, execution, executions, dictator, dictators, tyranny, tyrant, tyrants, beheading, free speech, free press, independent press
'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'
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'Oh for heaven's sake, woman, can't you use a knife like everyone else?'
"Something collarless. I'm being guillotined."
Tags:shopping, shop, store, stores, fashion, fashionable, sales, salesclerk, salesman, salesperson, men, men's clothing, clothing, clothes, style, styles, trend, trendy, trending, execute, execution, death, death sentence, sentenced to death, guillotine, guillotined, behead, beheaded, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor
'I'm sorry, could you step a little closer to me? I can't quite hear what you're saying...'
"I keep telling Mother our generation is interested in experiences not things."
Tags:guillotine, guillotines, generation gap, generation gaps, generational gap, generational gaps, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, materialist, materialistic, materialism, execution, executions, executing, french history, french revolution, young people today, generational divide, generational divides, public execution, public executions
"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."
Tags:french revolution, revolution, revolutions, napoleon, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, unresolved issue, unresolved issues, relive, relives, reliving, behead, beheads, beheading, beheadings, guillotine, guillotines, france, flashback, flashbacks, veteran, veterans, vet, vets, military man, army, navy, marine, marine corps
'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'
"Should I bother working out if no one knows my identity?"
Tags:executioner, executioners, execution, executions, guillotine, guillotines, public execution, public executions, mask, masks, disguise, disguises, hidden identity, secret identity, working out, get fit, getting fit, body builder, body builders, muscle, muscles, six pack, six packs, lazy, laziness, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym goers, black humour, dark humour
Heads Will Roll
Tags:bowl, bowling, bowler, bowlers, ten pin bowling, guillotine, guillotines, behead, beheading, execution, executions, french revolution, the french revolution, bowling pin, bowling pins, bowling ball, bowling balls, spectacle, spectacles, heads will roll, public spectacle, public spectacles, desensitised, desensitisation
"I feel so vulnerable right now."
Aiming the Head
Tags:basketball, basketball player, basketball players, hoop, hoops, basketball hoop, basketball hoops, net, nets, basketball net, basketball net, netball, guillotine, guillotines, beheading, behead, beheadings, beheaded, assassination, assassinations, decapitation, decapitating, decapitations, capital punishment, execution, executions, executioner, executioners, punish, punishing, punishment, punishments, aim, aiming, practise, practice, practising, basketball practice, basketball practise, french revolution, the french revolution, historical beheading
'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'
'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'
We can terminate employment any way we see fit.
Budget Cuts Guillotine: Next!
"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."
Tags:business, office, offices, office life, severance, severance package, severance packages, manager, managers, management, executive, executives, unemployment, lay-offs, laid off, laid-off, problem, problems, issue, issues, company, companies, worker, workers, employee, employees, let go, execution, guillotine, executions, guillotines, guillotine platform, guillotine platforms, history, french revolution, beheaded, beheading, capital punishment, punishment, punishments, sever, severing, death, unemployed
Surveillance over the suggestion box.
A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
Tags:decapitation, decapitations, decapitated, headless, guillotine, guillotines, french revolution, hairy, hair, collect, collects, collecting, collection, collections, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, execution, executions, executing
'Here at Tiny Taught Preschool we're very proud of our 'no spanking' policy.'
"Wait! His favorability rating is way up."
"What a pro."
Tags:jester, jesters, gallows, gallows humor, gallows humour, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor, comedian, comedians, execution, executions, professional, consummate professional, consummate professionals, graffiti, sense of humor, sense of humour, comedy, lighten the mood, lightening the mood, silly, silliness, whimsy, whimsical, guillotine