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"I feel like I need you less and less, Mom, now that I can make myself feel guilty all on my own."
'It's just their little way of saying, 'Sorry we wrecked the planet.''
'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'
Thermostat with two settings: Guilty and Not Guilty.
"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."
'Has the jury tweeted a verdict?'
"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."
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'Don't give me that innocent look.'
'All-in-all, my son... you'll find the pleasure afforded by inherited wealth far exceeds the guilt of not having earned it.'
"Wow - I didn't know you could put that much guilt into one sentence."
"I think my wife would forgive a posthumous affair."
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"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."
"It's upsetting to see him tearing himself apart...Should he stick to his principles, minimise his carbon footprint and refuse to fly....or accept his in-laws offer of two weeks in Barbados?"
"What happened to my piece of cake?"
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'I finally just told my spiritual advisor and my financial advisor to fight it out and I'll listen to whoever wins.'
'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'
"What do I think is an appropriate punishment? I think an appropriate punishment would be to make me live with my guilt."
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'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'
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'Since I already know she did it, can I go sit in the lobby and watch TV?'
Babies look so innocent. The trick is finding a really cranky jury.
"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."
'It was number 3 - although I suspect the others were in on it.'
You Have 1 Out Of Guilt Friend Request
"Guilt is my chauffeur."