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"Bad news. They found the proof in the pudding."
"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."
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"The jury has found you guilty. Let's see how America voted."
"If it's any help, your sentence was the most e-mailed story of the week."
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"We'd tell you if we thought the defendant was innocent."
"I want to thank all of you for a fair trial and if you're ever up Leavenworth way don't fail to drop in and see me."
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'Think of it this way: the jury has given you 25 years to get your act together.'
We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.
"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"
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"At least you know where you'll be in twenty-five years."
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"I had a pretty sleazy lawyer, but evidently not sleazy enough."
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"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."
"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."
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'Fine! If embezzlement is a crime, guilty as charged! Satisfied???'
''The buck stops here'? What a coincidence, your honor. My nickname is 'the Buck'.'
"I deleted the email, erased the online history, but I completely forgot about shredding the paper trail."
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'Your honor, he's clearly guilty. I mean, just look at what the defendant is wearing!'
"Actually, I'd written off the nineties before my conviction."
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"Guilty. I sentence you to six months of jury duty."
"Actually, innocence would have been the best defense."
"But I told everybody at the dinner party, your honor, so how could it still be insider information?"
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'This trial will take approximately one week despite the defendant's obvious guilt.'
"Guilty? Do you realize how that would diminish my personal brand?"
Babies look so innocent. The trick is finding a really cranky jury.
"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."