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"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."
Tags:neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neigbors, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, noise, noisy, noise complaint, complaint, complaints, complain, complaining, middle of the night, 4 am, four am, loud music, music, weekdays, pop music, annoying, old age, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, guitar, musical instrument, musical instruments, playing music
"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"
Tags:guitar, guitarist, guitar player, air guitar, airguitar, air-guitar, air guitarist, crimes, criminal, mugger, muggers, mugging, lurk, lurking, accomplice, accomplices, partner, partners, partners in crime, thieves, thief, inappropriate behaviour, inopportune behaviour, opportunist, opportunist, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanding, unprofessional, incompetent, incompetence, let down, weak link
"Because you're not naked, and you're not a cowboy, that's why!"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, gallow, gallows, country, country and western, country music, musical, musicians, musician, guitar, guitars, hang, hanging, hangings, black hat, bad cowboy, villain, villains, song, songs, times square, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, new york, new york city, icon, icons, iconic
"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."
Tags:song, songs, famous song, famous songs, music, lyrics, band, bands, rock band, rock bands, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, dog tricks, pet trick, pet tricks, play dead, playing dead, singing, playing guitar, guitar, guitars
"Here's a song I wrote about a guy who gets falsely accused of trying to rob a liquor store."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, heist, heists, bank robbery, liquor store, song, songs, excuse, excuses, guitar, guitars, guitarist, musical, musician, musicians, alibi, alibis, cop, cops, police, detective, detectives
"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."
Tags:art, arts, artistic, artist, artists, music, guitar, visual art, visual arts, painting, knitting, reading, creative, creativity, creatives, creator, creators, outlet, outlets, multi-task, multi-tasking, too many things, too much, focus, focusing, teen, teens, teenager, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, raising teens, millennial, millennials, youth
Blues artis's daily list
'Did someone call for a shredder?'
"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."
"Let me do all the singing."
"It's Jim damnit!"
Tags:western music, country music, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, wild-west, old west, western, westerns, horse, horses, horse riding, horse rider, horse riders, desert, deserts, western, westerns, american west, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, rude, rudeness, insult, insults, insulted, bad manners, introduction, introductions
'At least I don't have his life.'
"You can't take a solo after every serve."
Tags:sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, racket, rackets, racquet, racquets, serve, serves, serving, net, nets, match, matches, game, games, music, air guitar, air guitarist, air guitarists, air guitars, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarist, solo, solos, musical instrument, musical instruments, rock, rock and roll rock'n'roll, rock & roll, jamming, bad timing, inappropriate, bad sportsmanship
"If music be the food of love, shut up."
Tags:shakespeare, twelfth night, misquote, misquotation, misquotations, music, musician, musicians, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, food of love, shut up, stop, stopping, romance, romantic, seduction, seductions, seduce, seduces, seducing, unimpressed, unmoved, heathen, heathens, bothersome, nuisance, nuisances
"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."
Tags:western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, country, country singer, country music, music, musician, musicians, musical, musically, guitar, guitars, ten gallon hat, 10 gallon hat, cowboy hat, play on words, word-play, word play, headache, rebuff, married life, marriage, date, dates, dating world, heartache, ache, headache, country and western, country western, south, southern, deep south, rebuff, sad song, sad songs, depressing, depressing song, depressing songs, breakup song, breakup songs
"I said this next number is a sing-along."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, country, country and western, country music, musical, musicians, musician, guitar, guitars, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, sing-along, sing, live music
While dreaming, Beethoven sees the future and loses hope,
"Give me an F-Hashtag."
Tags:band, bands, song, songs, singer, music, note, notes, f-sharp, hashtag, hashtags, fhashtag, social media, social networking, millennial, millennials, guitar, drums, keyboard, female singer, performance, performing, music scene, bad musician, bad musicians, musician, musicians, playing, gig, gigs, music gig, youth culture, millennial culture, social media addiction
Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.
Tags:eric clapton, musician, musicians, rocker, rockers, rock and roll, rock music, guitar, guitars, hero, heroes, star, stars, electric guitar, electric guitars, sword, swords, excalibur, stone, stones, king arthur, legend, legends, legendary, historian, historians, king, kings, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."
Tags:singer, singers, sing, song, songs, songwriter, songwriters, music, musician, musicians, old age, old people, old man, old man, age, ages, aging, ageing, entertainment, hype, music business, show business, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, performer, performers, hollywood, record label, record labels, agent, agents, manager, managers
"And you thought it was so easy just to ignore me on the subway."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, panhandle, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, busker, buskers, busking, busk, homeless, subway, metro, tub, underground, train, trains, platform, station, stations, ignore, ignoring, can't ignore, elevator, elevators, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, music, musician, musicians, poor
Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.
Tags:one foot in the grave, guitar, guitars, guitar shop, guitar shops, musician, musicians, guitarist, guitarists, rock n roll, rock 'n' roll, rock and roll, thinning hair, hair loss, bald patch, ageing process, aging process, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senor citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, denial, midlife crisis