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"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"
Tags:guitar, guitarist, guitar player, air guitar, airguitar, air-guitar, air guitarist, crime, crimes, criminal, mugger, muggers, mugging, lurk, lurking, accomplice, accomplices, partner, partners, partners in crime, thieves, thief, inappropriate behaviour, inopportune behaviour, opportunist, opportunist, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanding, unprofessional, incompetent, incompetence, let down, weak link
"This one's for me."
Tags:dedication, dedicated, dedicating, song, songs, singer, singers, singing, show, shows, guitarist, guitarists, guitar player, guitar players, guitar playing, singer-songwriter, singer-songwriters, self-satisfaction, self-satisfied, vain, vanity, performer, performance, performances, performing, live show, live shows, busk, busks, busking, busker, buskers
"Here's a song I wrote about a guy who gets falsely accused of trying to rob a liquor store."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, heist, heists, bank robbery, liquor store, song, songs, excuse, excuses, guitar, guitars, guitarist, musical, musician, musicians, alibi, alibis, cop, cops, police, detective, detectives
Pete Townshend Vineyards
'Did someone call for a shredder?'
Blues artis's daily list
"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."
"It's Jim damnit!"
Tags:western music, country music, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, wild-west, old west, western, westerns, horse, horses, horse riding, horse rider, horse riders, desert, deserts, western, westerns, american west, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, rude, rudeness, insult, insults, insulted, bad manners, introduction, introductions
'At least I don't have his life.'
"You can't take a solo after every serve."
Tags:sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, racket, rackets, racquet, racquets, serve, serves, serving, net, nets, match, matches, game, games, music, air guitar, air guitarist, air guitarists, air guitars, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarist, solo, solos, musical instrument, musical instruments, rock, rock and roll rock'n'roll, rock & roll, jamming, bad timing, inappropriate, bad sportsmanship
"If music be the food of love, shut up."
Tags:shakespeare, twelfth night, misquote, misquotation, misquotations, music, musician, musicians, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, food of love, shut up, stop, stopping, romance, romantic, seduction, seductions, seduce, seduces, seducing, unimpressed, unmoved, heathen, heathens, bothersome, nuisance, nuisances
"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"
Tags:lay off, laying off, laid off, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, made redundant, firing, fired, blue, the blues, folk music, folk musician, folk musicians, guitarist, guitarists, guitar player, guitar players, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, cut, cuts, recession, financial crisis, manager, managers, boss, bosses, bad manager, bad managers, unemployment, unemployed, unproffessional
"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."
Tags:croon, croons, crooning, crooner, crooners, seduce, seduces, seducing, seduction, seductions, gypsy, gypsy guitar, guitarist, guitarists, guitar player, guitar players, wear down, wears down, wearing down, condoms, couple, couples, musician, musicians, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married couple, married couples, musical, musical talent, musical talents
'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''
Tags:street performer, street performers, busker, buskers, busking, pied piper, the pied piper, accompany, accompaniment, accompanist, accompanists, duet, duets, bad singer, bad singers, loud music, bad musician, bad musicians, guitarist, guitarists, bad music, shock, shocks, shut up, tempt, tempting, false security, false sense of security, trick, tricks, playing tricks, practical joke, practical jokes, clarinet, clarinets, clarinetist, clarinetists
'The ants are, my friend, blowin' in the wind - The ants are a blowin' in the wind...'
"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."
Tags:singer, singers, sing, song, songs, songwriter, songwriters, music, musician, musicians, old age, old people, old man, old man, age, ages, aging, ageing, entertainment, hype, music business, show business, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, performer, performers, hollywood, record label, record labels, agent, agents, manager, managers
"And you thought it was so easy just to ignore me on the subway."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, panhandle, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, busker, buskers, busking, busk, homeless, subway, metro, tub, underground, train, trains, platform, station, stations, ignore, ignoring, can't ignore, elevator, elevators, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, music, musician, musicians, poor
Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.
Tags:one foot in the grave, erectile dysfunction, guitar, guitars, guitar shop, guitar shops, musician, musicians, guitarist, guitarists, rock n roll, rock 'n' roll, rock and roll, thinning hair, hair loss, bald patch, erectile dysfunction, ageing process, aging process, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senor citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, denial, midlife crisis
"That's very sweet, Mr. Sefton, but you still don't have enough money in your account to cover this check."
Tags:bank, banks, banking, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, cashier, cashiers, money, finances, personal finances, check, checks, cheque, cheques, bounced, bank account, bank accounts, insufficient funds, non-sufficient funds, nsf, music, musician, musicians, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, musical instrument, musical instruments, singer, singer, singing, flattery, sucking up, compliment, compliments, complimenting, begging, romantic, sweet words, flirting
"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"
Tags:live in the past, lives in the past, living in the past, aging hippy, aging hippies, ageing hippy, ageing hippies, musician, musicians, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, music history, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, generation, generations
"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"
Tags:frog went courting, froggie went a-courting, pill, pills, sleeping pill, sleeping pills, folk song, folk songs, folk singer, folk singers, folk singing, acoustic, acoustic guitar, guitarist, guitarists, guitar player, guitar players, impotent, impotence, song, songs, wait, waits, waiting, married life, married lives