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"Because you're not naked, and you're not a cowboy, that's why!"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, naked cowboy, gallow, gallows, country, country and western, country music, musical, musicians, musician, guitar, guitars, hang, hanged, hanging, hangings, black hat, bad cowboy, villain, villains, song, songs, times square, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, new york, new york city, icon, icons, iconic
"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."
Tags:song, songs, famous song, famous songs, music, lyrics, band, bands, rock band, rock bands, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, dog tricks, pet trick, pet tricks, play dead, playing dead, singing, playing guitar, guitar, guitars
"Here's a song I wrote about a guy who gets falsely accused of trying to rob a liquor store."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, heist, heists, bank robbery, liquor store, song, songs, excuse, excuses, guitar, guitars, guitarist, musical, musician, musicians, alibi, alibis, cop, cops, police, detective, detectives
'Did someone call for a shredder?'
Blues artis's daily list
"It's Jim damnit!"
Tags:western music, country music, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, wild-west, old west, western, westerns, horse, horses, horse riding, horse rider, horse riders, desert, deserts, western, westerns, american west, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, rude, rudeness, insult, insults, insulted, bad manners, introduction, introductions
'At least I don't have his life.'
"You can't take a solo after every serve."
Tags:sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, racket, rackets, racquet, racquets, serve, serves, serving, net, nets, match, matches, game, games, music, air guitar, air guitarist, air guitarists, air guitars, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarist, solo, solos, musical instrument, musical instruments, rock, rock and roll rock'n'roll, rock & roll, jamming, bad timing, inappropriate, bad sportsmanship
"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."
Tags:western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, country, country singer, country music, music, musician, musicians, musical, musically, guitar, guitars, ten gallon hat, 10 gallon hat, cowboy hat, play on words, word-play, word play, headache, rebuff, married life, marriage, date, dates, dating world, heartache, ache, headache, country and western, country western, south, southern, deep south, rebuff, sad song, sad songs, depressing, depressing song, depressing songs, breakup song, breakup songs
"I said this next number is a sing-along."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, country, country and western, country music, musical, musicians, musician, guitar, guitars, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, sing-along, sing, live music
While dreaming, Beethoven sees the future and loses hope,
Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.
Tags:eric clapton, musician, musicians, rocker, rockers, rock and roll, rock music, guitar, guitars, hero, heroes, star, stars, electric guitar, electric guitars, sword, swords, excalibur, stone, stones, king arthur, legend, legends, legendary, historian, historians, king, kings, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.
Tags:one foot in the grave, erectile dysfunction, guitar, guitars, guitar shop, guitar shops, musician, musicians, guitarist, guitarists, rock n roll, rock 'n' roll, rock and roll, thinning hair, hair loss, bald patch, erectile dysfunction, ageing process, aging process, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senor citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, denial, midlife crisis
"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"
Tags:live in the past, lives in the past, living in the past, aging hippy, aging hippies, ageing hippy, ageing hippies, musician, musicians, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, music history, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, generation, generations
"For this next tune, I'm gonna need a little help from you guys!"
Tags:band, bands, concert, concerts, show, shows, music, musician, musicians, audience, concert goers, concert goer, fan, fans, guitar, guitars, bass, keyboard, keyboards, piano, pianos, drum, drums, music scale, notes, music notes, natural minor, natural minor scale, music teacher, music teachers, chord, chords, music chord, musical, harmonic, melodic, melody, harmony
'Get a job!'
"Oh shut up."
'Then it's settled. She gets the house, he gets the cars and the video games go to the winner of a game of 'Guitar Hero'.'
"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."
Tags:music, musician, guitar, singer-songwriter, perform, performance, sing, song, singing, chord, chords, guitar, guitars, learning guitar, learning to play, learn to play, learns to play, singer-songwriters, simple, simplicity, difficulties, difficulty, difficulty level, difficulty levels, barrier to entry, barriers to entry, open mic, open mics, performance, performances, punk rock
"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."
Tags:guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, guitar player, guitar players, butcher, butchers, butchered, song, songs, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, musical crime, musical crimes, criminal, criminals, defendant, defendants, trial, trials, prosecution, prosecute, prosecutes, prosecuting, murder weapon, murder weapons
"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"
Tags:music, concert, musician, performance, tour, concert tour, air guitar, guitar, musical instrument, invisible guitar, absurd, absurdism, absurdist, absurdists, air guitars, air guitarist, air guitarists, smash, smashes, smashing, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, musician, musicians, musical instruments, perform, performs, reuse, reusing, conserve, conserves, conserving