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'And now I've got gum stuck to the bottom of my sandal, that's it, I'm out of here.'
"All he did was stick gum in my hair, and now I have to put up with all this innuendo."
Chewed gum returning to a gumball machine
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'I'm worried that I might have an S.T.D.. . . I know. . . but I've had sex will all sorts.'
"Some plastic surgeon did a marvelous job on your nose, Miss. Levine. May I have the honor to do likewise for you
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A traffic light says "WALK", then "CHEW GUM" , then "WALK" again, while the nearby pedestrians obey it.
Bubble Gum Farms.
'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'
'Ok, well I can give you a full teeth examination, but I suspect that they're all rotten.'
'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'
"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"
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"Mom, do I have to say grace before chewing bubblegum?"
"Now that the person chewing gum so loudly has finally stopped, perhaps we can all pay attention to what I'm doing here."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, classroom management, paying attention, distraction, distractions, distracted, food, gum, chewing gum, blowing a bubble, bubblegum, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, misbehaving, ignorant
Somewhere in Ohio a chicken analyzes its relationship with chiclets.
'I'm trying to stop chewing gum.'
Tight rope walker.
'Air Breathed By Astronaut: 25 cents
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"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."
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Genius Grants and Recipients
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'Just between you and me, do you really cause warts?'
"He sucker punched me."
'Crikey cat - the streets aren't paved with gold at all - it's chewing gum!'
Crikey cat - the streets aren't paved with gold at all - it's chewing gum!
'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'