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'Does this outfit make my concealed weapon look big?'
'Hey, wait a second! Aren't we friends on Facebook?! You're Ralph's cousin,right? Yeah, we just friended each other last month.'
"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"
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"How very exciting! I have never before met a Second Amendment lawyer."
People have guns to protect themselves from people who have guns to protect themselves...
President Obama's gun violence proposal and the NRA proposal.
"I'll distract him with my complete medical history, and then you can make your move."
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"Will he know what this is regarding?"
"I dread his sarcasm even more."
"Or maybe you're at the office and you discover that somebody has been using the copy machine for personal purposes."
Tags:handgun, handguns, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, photocopier, photocopiers, photocopy machine, photocopy machines, copier machine, copier machines, copy machine, copy machines, personal use, personal usage, gun crime, gun crimes, killing spree, killing sprees, murder spree, murder sprees, gun shop, gun shops, gun store, gun stores, gun permit, gun permits, gun license, gun licenses, gun licence, gun licences
"Ever since the sniper I change barstools every few beers."
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'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'
A bank robber robbing a bank with a gun on a chain like a pen
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"Oh boy! I'm an American!"
Tags:gun, guns, gun crime, gun crimes, gun law, gun control, gun controls, gun laws, mobile, mobiles, cot, cots, cott, cotts, baby, babies, nationality, nationalities, american identity, second amendment, 2nd amendment, national stereotype, american stereotype, american stereotypes, us constitution, american constitution
"Come on out, Snider. We know you're in there."
'It's sort of a shooting pain.' 'Does it hurt?'
"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."
'If it was up to me, this would be grounds for dismissal. But my boss wants to give you another shot.'
Weapon and Drug Free School Zone - 'They're all free!'
Busking with a Gun
"But I digress."
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'Always stress the positive. Instead of, ‘Give me the cash or I'll shoot,' try, ‘Hand over your money and no one gets hurt.'
Obama against the guns.
"I'm afraid we lost the self-defense plea when you stopped to re-load!"
"They make me look hippy, right?"