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"Still, I hope you won't give up barking entirely."
"I see Daddy's back from the gun show."
"As you can see, we're the good guys."
"Do you have any organic bullets?"
"Careful—some of our children's firearms are manufactured in plants that also process nuts and nut products."
"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."
'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'
'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'