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"As your physician, I recommend a backbone check, senator."
"We're surrounded. Obama requests back up on gun control."
'We're gonna need more lipstick.'
'So - when you say we need to deal with mental health instead of gun control what do you have in mind? Some government agency that would decide who's crazy and round 'em up?'
Assault weapons go over the cliff.
'You must remember two things. . . 1. They have very short memories and will have forgotten all this in a week. 2. we have very good friends in congress.'
'I'd be in favor of a less violent society, but next thing....they'd ban hostile campaign ads!'
'What a great day to cower before the gun lobby and other powerful interest groups!'
"I've been watching them for 3 days and so far the haen't made a move to shoot anyone."
"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."
"Well, did you shoot anyone while I was out?"
School supplies shopping list....kevlar.
'I'm your Guardian Angel, but I have to guard other people from you.'
'If just one of you pantywaists had the balls to carry a gun the tragic murder of Baby New Year could have be prevented!'
Santa enters American airspace!
Children and firearms in USA.
The Armed American Teacher
Shoot Your Mouth Off.
We can do it!
"Of course you can join, sir."
'Oh, it just a little something to go hunting in.'
Upholding the 2nd Amendment.
'You can come out now...the furor over that 9-year old girl accidentally killing the gun instruction with an uzi machine gun has already died down...'