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"Yes. I heard a scream and a cry for help. And then there was some very ominous music."
A man in a straitjacket walks away from a gun store with an assault rifle.
Both human and pillow police work together to solve yet another double homicide.
'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'
"I'd like to speak to you about an unfair labor practices complaint."
'Would a can of radiator sealant help you?'
'I'm opposed to violence on TV! The gunshots wake me up!'
'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'
Big Hank's shooting gallery.
Seriously silly sausage. (Man about to shoot himself has finger in his other ear).