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"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."
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"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
Tags:duel, duels, cowboy, cowboys, shoot, shoots, shootout, shootouts, gunslinger, gunslinging, gun slinger, gun slinging, ten paces, elderly, old, old age, older, draw, gun, guns, wild west, the west, old west, old men, old people, fight, fighting, paces, reason, forgot, forgotten, forget, forgets, forgetting, walking, the wild west, aging, forgetful, history, westward expansion
'Billy The Kid?! Only name folks gonna remember from here on is Jimmy The Risk Averse, buddy...'
Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian
Tags:piet mondrian, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, modern artwork, gun fight, gunfight, gunfights, gun fights, gunslinger, gunslingers, gun slinger, gun slingers, gun-slinger, gun-slingers, art lover, art lovers, artwork, artworks, painting, paintings, art collector, art collectors, art collection, art collections, duel, duels, shootout, shootouts, shoot-out, shoot-outs
"Don't worry, Virgil, he can't hurt us here. This is our safe space."
"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."
Tags:cowboys, cowboy, cattlemen, cattleman, rancher, ranchers, cowpokes, wild west, wild-west, western, westerns, sod buster, cowpoke, old west, western, showdown, duel, duels, showdowns, gun fight, gun fights, gun slinger, gun slingers, gunslinger, gunslingers, shootout, shoot out, face-off, american west
"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"
Tags:cowboys, cowboy, wild-west, western, american west, wild west, old west, westerns, western frontier, frontier towns, showdown, show downs, high noon, gun fights, yo mama, your mama, your momma, yo momma, jokes, joke battles, insult battles, insults, comedy, comedians, stand up comedy, stand up comics, stand-up comedy, duel, duels, gun slinger, gunslinger, gunslingers, gun slingers, gun-slinger, gun-slingers
"Well, well! Looks like someone's not a happy camper! Get it? Happy camper? We're camping? Happy...cam...ahem..."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, outlaw, outlaws, rancher, ranchers, ranching, happy camper, happy campers, camper, campers, camping, camping trip, camping trips, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, crimes, criminal, criminals, gun slinger, gunslinger, gunslingers, gunslingers, wild west, western, westerns, american west, old west, joker, jokers, joke, jokes, inappropriate, humour, humor
'Prance! Prance I say!'
'Careful. He might be packing heat.'
'Can you hold for one second...I've got an incoming smoke signal. I'd better take this.'
'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'
"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"
"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."
Tags:saloon, saloons, western, westerns, trigger finger, trigger fingers, itch, itches, itchy, itchiness, trigger happy, outlaw, outlaws, shoot out, shoot outs, dermatology, dermatologists, dermatology, gun slinger, gunslinger, gunslingers, gun slingers, gun fight, gun fights, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, wild-west
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What do you mean, 'Screw you and the horse you rode in on?'"
Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.
"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"
Tags:charles earl bowles, black bart, gentleman bandit, gentleman bandits, outlaw, outlaws, cowboy, cowboys, duel, duels, duelling, dueller, duellers, dueler, duelers, stagecoach robber, stagecoach robbers, marshal, marshals, gunslinger, gunslingers, gun slinger, gun slingers, gun-slinger, gun-slingers, curtain, curtains
Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson
Pillow Fight at the O.K. Corral.
"Well, well ... if it ain't the Limbo Kid."
"Well, I will have to see you draw."
'I'm turning in. Cover me.'
Artists of the wild west.
'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'