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"Never underestimate the middle class."
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"No need to thank me, Ma'am-I would have murdered him anyways."
"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
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'Billy The Kid?! Only name folks gonna remember from here on is Jimmy The Risk Averse, buddy...'
'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'
"Hang on, I think I know what we're doing wrong."
Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian
Tags:piet mondrian, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, modern artwork, gun fight, gunfight, gunfights, gun fights, gunslinger, gunslingers, gun slinger, gun slingers, gun-slinger, gun-slingers, art lover, art lovers, artwork, artworks, painting, paintings, art collector, art collectors, art collection, art collections, duel, duels, shootout, shootouts, shoot-out, shoot-outs
"It's not a shawl, hombre - it's a hand-woven poncho."
"The ten paces were too much of a hassle."
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'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'
"Don't worry, Virgil, he can't hurt us here. This is our safe space."
"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."
Tags:cowboys, cowboy, cattlemen, cattleman, rancher, ranchers, cowpokes, wild west, wild-west, western, westerns, sod buster, cowpoke, old west, western, showdown, duel, duels, showdowns, gun fight, gun fights, gun slinger, gun slingers, gunslinger, gunslingers, shootout, shoot out, face-off, american west
"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."
Tags:western, westerns, wild west, wild-west, american west, old west, gunslinger, gunslingers, gun-slinger, gun-slingers, outlaw, outlaws, cowboy, cowboys, shoot out, shoot outs, shoot-out, shoot-outs, shoot up, shoot ups, shoot-up, shoot-ups, movie, movies, film, films, obese, obesity, weight problem, weight problems, fat, fatness, fat shaming
"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"
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"Well, well! Looks like someone's not a happy camper! Get it? Happy camper? We're camping? Happy...cam...ahem..."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, outlaw, outlaws, rancher, ranchers, ranching, happy camper, happy campers, camper, campers, camping, camping trip, camping trips, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, gun slinger, gunslinger, gunslingers, gunslingers, wild west, western, westerns, american west, old west, joker, jokers, joke, jokes, inappropriate, humour, humor
'That there hombre's the best danged pillow fighter I ever seen in these here parts!'
"You don't think I'm overdoing it with the bandoliers?"
"He's fixin' to make a dramatic entrance and convey the right amount of menace without being too matchy-matchy."
'Prance! Prance I say!'
'Careful. He might be packing heat.'
'Can you hold for one second...I've got an incoming smoke signal. I'd better take this.'
"It's the Florida kid."
"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."
Tags:arthritis, arthritic, arthritics, cowboy, cowboys, gunslinger, gunslingers, wild west, gunfight, gunfighter, shoot out, showdown, confrontation, gun for hire, duel, six shooter, bounty hunter, sheriff, marshal, law and order, lawless, lawlessness, alpha male, alpha males, marking out one's territory, outlaw, outlaws, pecking order, hierarchy, medical problem, medical problems
"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"