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A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".
"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."
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"Wherever you go, there you are."
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"Go ask your mother."
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"Would you know how to get back to the Interstate from here?"
'Yes, I can tell you the meaning of life, but then I would have to kill you.'
A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.
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Wisdom for dummies
"Now I have a question for you."
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"I'm on sabbatical."
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"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."
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Al's punditry barn
"It's for my back. You have two more questions."
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A puzzle cube seeks enlightenment
A man goes to see a guru who is contemplating suicide.
"That's the dating guru."
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"I've got a gun, pilgrim."
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"I keep the good truth in the back."
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"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."
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"She got amazing swag on her spiritual journey."
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"I'd like to reach a higher state of consciousness, without losing, of course, my administrative and fiscal skills."
"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
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