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"Have you tried turning it on and off again?"
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A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".
"Wherever you go, there you are."
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"I came by my wisdom the hard way. I wrote fortune cookie copy for thirty years."
"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."
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"Would you know how to get back to the Interstate from here?"
"Go ask your mother."
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"When are you going to get a real job?"
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'Yes, I can tell you the meaning of life, but then I would have to kill you.'
"Now I have a question for you."
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Wisdom for dummies
A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.
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'No. . . this isn't the fiscal cliff.'
"I'm on sabbatical."
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"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."
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Al's punditry barn
"It's for my back. You have two more questions."
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"That's the dating guru."
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A puzzle cube seeks enlightenment
A man goes to see a guru who is contemplating suicide.
"Good question. I think I'll let my intern, Jason, field that one for you,"
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"I've got a gun, pilgrim."
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"I keep the good truth in the back."
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"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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