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"Just clean out the gutters, Tony, and point the chimney."
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"Nice going. That was one of our guys, just trying to clean out the gutters."
"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."
'Your Father and I like your new friends, Tim. We just don't want you to end up in the gutter.'
'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'
"I made the mistake of asking my boss for an office with a view."
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"This even more fun when you invent beer!"
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'Wait...Where was I going again? Oh. That's right.'
'We'll do the trim tomorrow, and we can diffuse that bomb if you want.'
"Well, we said we were going to simplify our lives and we did."
"You're going to clean the gutters? Wait! Let me first see if the emergency room takes reservations!"
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Help a struggling bowler out of the gutter.
'I may be lying in the gutter but I'm looking up at the...WILL SOMEONE TURN ME OVER?'
Dave, a roofer, goes to a psychiatrist and spills his gutters.
'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'
'You are headed for the gutter.'
Cafe Le Gutter.
'Oh my, your gutters do need a good clean...'
'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'
Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday
'There's nothing wrong with rolling in the gutter...it keeps one off the streets.'
'Get back in the gutter, where you belong!'
'Sam, you either rebuild these gutters or you can get another veterinarian.'
'You call that depression?'