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"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"
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'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'
Guy Fawkes calendar
'What's this about you planning to blow up parliament?'
'Planning a night to remember? Looks like it's going to go with a bang!'
'Okay, son, when I yell 'Now!' light the fuse and we'll watch this baby blast off!'
'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'
'We haven't used that part of the garden in years. You should never return to a lit firework.'
'Personally I think Kevin should have the tooth pulled at the Dentist.'
"What do you reckon - Diwali, Bonfire Night or ISIS?"
Two men run away from exploding fireworks
'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'
'Come on gentlemen dressed like this we ought to make some kind of plot!'
'I would have to give this year's display a higher 'oohs! & aahs!' rating than last year's.'
'O.K. One box of sparklers... for that I'll need your birth certificate, passport, national insurance no., driving licence, blood group and shoe size.'
"I see fireworks, I see people celebrating..."
1605 - Guy Fawkes bitterly regrets leaving his matches at home.
Catesby's Fyrework Company: 'You're the Marketing Manager, Fawkes - Devise some sort of advertising campaign.'
';Angin', drawin' an' wuarterin's too good for you Fawkes.'
Special 2 for 1 offer: Penny for the guy and a Christmas carol.
'Hello, my name's Guy.'
'I wonder where my best suit is?'
'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'
'Guy, is that you?'
"Here's 7p, don't bother me for a week!"