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'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'
"I hate my gym."
"Daddy doesn't have a job. Daddy goes to the gym."
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"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"
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"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."
Good intentions last a month on average
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"Sure doc, I can eat healthy tasteless food and exercise until my lungs implode. Or, you can just inject some drain cleaner into my eyeball and save us both a lot of time and trouble."
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"This place is so expensive you have to be fiscally fit to get physically fit."
Atlas' Exercise Machine
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"I canceled my membership, but they keep withdrawing money. I've lost 15 pounds so far fighting them in court."
"I used to keep my gym fastened to a wall in my apartment, but now I carry it with me wherever I go!"
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'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'
To get a more intense workout, the spinning class at Gervmont Health Club worse hip waders the whole time.
New in fitness: Health club truancy officers.
"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."
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Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!
Your brain on the couch vs. your brain on exercise.
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"Once. How many times did you go before your gym membership expired?"
'We've tried bonuses, gym memberships, etc., but the best incentive plan we've found is, work damn hard or get fired!'
Walk right in. Sit right down.
'You're home early. I thought you were going to the gym.' 'I did. And then I saw a big sweaty butt print on the stationary bike seat, and well, here I am.'
"It's come to my attention that one of you hasn't taken advantage of the company's free gym membership."
"I'm working on becoming less efficient so as to use more energy and avoid gym fees."