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'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'
"I hate my gym."
"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."
Good intentions last a month on average
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"Sure doc, I can eat healthy tasteless food and exercise until my lungs implode. Or, you can just inject some drain cleaner into my eyeball and save us both a lot of time and trouble."
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"This place is so expensive you have to be fiscally fit to get physically fit."
Atlas' Exercise Machine
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"I used to keep my gym fastened to a wall in my apartment, but now I carry it with me wherever I go!"
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'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'
"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."
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Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!
Your brain on the couch vs. your brain on exercise.
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"Once. How many times did you go before your gym membership expired?"
Walk right in. Sit right down.
'You're home early. I thought you were going to the gym.' 'I did. And then I saw a big sweaty butt print on the stationary bike seat, and well, here I am.'
"It's come to my attention that one of you hasn't taken advantage of the company's free gym membership."
"I'm working on becoming less efficient so as to use more energy and avoid gym fees."
'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'
'As an incentive to get you to work out, we take a full-length photo of you each month and send it to your college alumni association.'
'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'
'Our basic membership is $470. And for an extra $50 our staff will refrain from pointing and snickering at you in your workout clothes.'
"All I'm saying is buying a lifetime membership right now may not turn out to be the bargain you think it is."
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'Hello, you must be new here.'