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"Now, Chalmers, imagine you're a particle whizzing round the Hadron Collider..."
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The middle school mile claims its first victim.
'I don't care what your mother's note says, Jenkins, being possessed by Satan is no excuse for missing sports.'
"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."
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"Take it easy on the stretching exercises."
"Miss, is this why they call it a try?"
"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."
'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'
'Nice try, Matteson.'
"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"
'We don't do ropes anymore -- it's another sign of climb it change.'
Teacher to student: 'I'm a phys ed teacher, not an aerobics instructor, Sally.'
Before he was king, Sisyphus was a gym teacher
Department of Physical Education.
'Eyeballing isn't an exercise!'
'Sorry... didn't get a chance to change after taking sports.'
"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."
"A parent's note excusing you from gym is sufficient, Billy...you didn't need legal representation!"
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"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."
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