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'The directions were easy to understand...until you got past step 2.'
'Come on you fat sweaty useless ugly slob!!...Get those flabby white legs moving!!'
'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'
'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'
'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'
"Hey, there are pedals on this thing!"
Rowing machine attached to a desk.
'I might be mistaken, but I don't think that's how you do Cy-Yo.'
'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'
30 min. time limit while others are waiting.
'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'
'Bob's hired a trainer to work on his abs.'
'Let's try a slower speed.'
Jackson Gymnasium: Home of the Pirates...Admission - 3 pieces of eight.
'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'
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'That's our group plan.'
'Fetch the poison bait! The gym rats are back!'
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"Sorry Sir, but it is already on the slowest speed..."
'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'
'How much just to look like I'm in shape?'
'Wouldn't it be easier if we just found more fat friends?'
'I want more stamina so I can watch more TV.'