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Yoga for beginners,
"My mistake, really. I thought your ad said you were into cross-training."
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Early Exercise Machines
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"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
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"Now that I've got it, what, exactly, do I do with my newfound strength?"
"No, it's not a typo."
"Be careful. Any man who wears earplugs at the gym is liable to wear a pocket protector at work."
"Now I want you to jump over this candlestick fifteen times! Go!"
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'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'
Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture
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"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."
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"And we'll close with a moment of silence for all the people with jobs who couldn't be with us today."
"Perhaps you'd be interested in our new hot mowing classes."
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Health Club: For Regular People
The trim reaper
Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...
'This yoga is too hot.'
"If anyone calls say I'm at the health club."
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'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'
'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'
"Nice work- let's take a quick social-media break."
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