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A young George Washington has his fortune told.
'Why don't we wear business suits and call ourselves marketing executives? We could make a lot more money.'
'What can I tell you, we're short-staffed.'
"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."
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'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'
"You have to shake it up if you want to see it snow again."
'Our new home is two miles away. It's the furthest I've ever travelled.'
Proud to be travellers, proud to not be going anywhere.
The Retrospective Fortune-Teller: 'The cards say you should've stayed single longer...'
'You'll have to hang on a second, dear - I need to re-boot.'
"Surely I don't need planning permission for an extension to my little old caravan?"
Palm reader reading a palm tree.
"Sometimes the future is bright, sometimes it's dark - it's all cyclical."
Fortune teller with cat client uses nine crystal balls.
Ill next Thursday
Priced for Immediate Sale - Have Gypsy in my Soul.
'The male pattern baldness is genetic, but your dense lower back hair appears to be a gypsy curse.'
Modern Fortune Teller...
'I switched from tarot cards to a computer years ago.'
"I see a very handsome bottom line later in the year."
'And what star sign are you?'
'Madam Sylini, while retro, knows all.'
My Big, Fat, Tipsy Gelding . . .
Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.
'If you pay for two palm readings, you get the third one free.'