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"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."
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A young George Washington has his fortune told.
'Why don't we wear business suits and call ourselves marketing executives? We could make a lot more money.'
"I see you going on a long journey."
New-age traveller and old-age traveller
'What can I tell you, we're short-staffed.'
"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."
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'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'
'Frankly, I don't see any chance of your hitting it big in the stock market.'
Closed for the Foreseeable Future
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"I see you coming into some money. I see... Uh-oh."
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"You have to shake it up if you want to see it snow again."
'Our new home is two miles away. It's the furthest I've ever travelled.'
Proud to be travellers, proud to not be going anywhere.
The Retrospective Fortune-Teller: 'The cards say you should've stayed single longer...'
'You'll have to hang on a second, dear - I need to re-boot.'
"Surely I don't need planning permission for an extension to my little old caravan?"
Palm reader reading a palm tree.
"Sometimes the future is bright, sometimes it's dark - it's all cyclical."
Fortune teller with cat client uses nine crystal balls.
Ill next Thursday
Priced for Immediate Sale - Have Gypsy in my Soul.
'Your bad rhymes have come back to haunt you,'
'The male pattern baldness is genetic, but your dense lower back hair appears to be a gypsy curse.'
Modern Fortune Teller...