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'For cryin' out loud! Can't you forget about work for just one day?!'
"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"
"I would have gone on a run."
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Mr, Gilford had a knack for making high school physics fun,
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'You need to stop smoking. It's really not that hard. I've done it myself several times.'
"I'm sorry I ever said that was cute."
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'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'
Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.
"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"
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'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'
'I've told you a hundred times! NEVER PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!'
"Carol—you're muttering about NPR again."
"Candice, your eyes are like two crystal-blue pools of habitual judgment."
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"Stop tensing your abdominals!"
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'I wanted this on the rocks.'
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Just One Puff
Seeing the marriage counselor.
Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.
"I much prefer random acts of kindness to the habitual ones."
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"I had thoughts of doing a thing today."
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"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."
'Honey, are you going to locate the exits every morning?'
"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Family Ties
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