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"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"
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"But I have a hard time calling this real writing."
Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same
"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."
"Before I start my taped testimony, I should like to say a few words about Fenton's Naturally Decaffeinated Coffee."
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"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."
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"Ever since I hacked into that retail group I can't get off their mailing list."
'Do you mind? It's private.'
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'I see you majored in hacking with a minor in industrial sabotage? You're just what we're looking for.'
The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.
'This is terrible Hackers can get through my firewall and customers can't get through my CAPCHA's,'
'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'
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"My composition is called 'Mrs. Torrence Is a Big Fat Idiot.' "
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Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club
'Mayday, mayday, we have lost control.'
'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'
"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."
'Encryption. You must be joking. It took me six months just to learn how to email.'
'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'
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Trump: 1989 vs 2017
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"Forgive me, Doris, but some computer hacker from Roslyn, Long Island, has just gained access to my feelings."
Weird things I do because of the internet