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"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"
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Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same
"Before I start my taped testimony, I should like to say a few words about Fenton's Naturally Decaffeinated Coffee."
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'Do you mind? It's private.'
'I see you majored in hacking with a minor in industrial sabotage? You're just what we're looking for.'
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The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.
'This is terrible Hackers can get through my firewall and customers can't get through my CAPCHA's,'
'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'
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"My composition is called 'Mrs. Torrence Is a Big Fat Idiot.' "
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Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club
'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'
'Mayday, mayday, we have lost control.'
'Encryption. You must be joking. It took me six months just to learn how to email.'
'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'
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"Forgive me, Doris, but some computer hacker from Roslyn, Long Island, has just gained access to my feelings."
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"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"
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"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."
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'You borrowed $27,000 over the years to study computer sciences. According to our files, you now owe us $1.83.'
They asked me to step in. He kept spelling his name wrong.
"Hacking your way through the jungle with one of those things is so last century, Federson."
'I'm in for computer hacking. I get out as soon as I guess the password.'
"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."
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