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"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"
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Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same
"Ever since I hacked into that retail group I can't get off their mailing list."
"You wear it on your wrist and it hacks - I mean, tracks - all your personal data."
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'I see you majored in hacking with a minor in industrial sabotage? You're just what we're looking for.'
The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.
'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'
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'This is terrible Hackers can get through my firewall and customers can't get through my CAPCHA's,'
Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club
'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'
'Encryption. You must be joking. It took me six months just to learn how to email.'
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Trump: 1989 vs 2017
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"Forgive me, Doris, but some computer hacker from Roslyn, Long Island, has just gained access to my feelings."
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Weird things I do because of the internet
"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."
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'You borrowed $27,000 over the years to study computer sciences. According to our files, you now owe us $1.83.'
"Hacking your way through the jungle with one of those things is so last century, Federson."
'I'm in for computer hacking. I get out as soon as I guess the password.'
"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."
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Cybergeist: They're here!
"...We'll lead with 'GP steals pencil' on pages 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6, and I want pictures!"
'It's blank? The hackers got to it.'
A man who owes money to a computer reboots it so the computer forgets the debt.