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"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."
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"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
". . . and now for some superduper funtastic team bonding games."
'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'
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"So much for your attorneys."
Terms and Conditions
"Good news! We've been selected as a potential burial site for nuclear waste."
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"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."
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"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
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"I should have known - I hate the beach."
"For Pete's sake—ask somebody!"
"He's from Texas."
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The day the Times never once mentioned Michael Ovitz
"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."
"I'm fed up with excuses, Harris. When am I going to start reading about the Satanic right?"
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"Look, it could be worse - at least we're dead."
'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'
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'Lift with your knees not your back.'
"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
"It's 3000 degrees but it's a dry heat."
Ceberus at the Vets
"One of the big reasons for our success here is the unending source of cheap labor."
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"On the other hand, it's nice to see women in positions that go beyond mere tokenism."
Tags:parity, gender parity, women in the workplace, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, broken glass ceiling, broken glass ceilings, hell, hades, authority, position of authority, gender gap, gender gaps, pay gap, pay gaps, token, tokenism, token woman, authorities, afterlife, institutional sexism, feminist, feminists, feminism
"It's not the heat - it's the eternal damnation."