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"Your reaction is not uncommon. A lot of my patients experience 'roid rage."
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"I'd like to crack you open like a lobster but we don't do that for hemorrhoids."
'Thank-you for that amazing standing ovation. . .'
Stand Up Buffet - Haemorrhoid Association.
"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"
"I wish my hemorrhoid would shrink."
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"You have Polaroids."
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'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'
"You're here for piles? Piles of what?"
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'Pack your stuff, Wayne. You're outta here! You tested positive for steroids... Oh wait...'
"Guess which one's here for the hemorrhoid treatment."
"I need something stronger against these hemorrhoids!"
'...er...I'd like to be referred to another doctor about my haemorrhoids.'
'Why is there a tube of toothpaste in my box of hemorrhoidal cream??'
'My tech presentation got a standing ovation. I'm not sure if it was because it was good, or because I was talking to hemorrhoid sufferers.'
"The hemorrhoidectomy went well and while we were in there, at your company's behest, we installed a high-speed data port..."
Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.
Flo didn't know what was odder: the beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that she actually tried this beauty tip.
The Hemorrhoid Cream Arena
'Well, he told ME it was for his hemorrhoids.'
'1815 - the night before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon seems a tense and pre-occupied.'
"Well, of course I suffer from piles! I don't enjoy 'em!"
'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut.'
'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'
Haemorroid Clinic - "Sitting on stone walls again Mr. Dumpty?"