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"Your reaction is not uncommon. A lot of my patients experience 'roid rage."
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"I'd like to crack you open like a lobster but we don't do that for hemorrhoids."
Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'
'Thank-you for that amazing standing ovation. . .'
Stand Up Buffet - Haemorrhoid Association.
'Oh, sure, the world gets a savior, and what do I get? Hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits!'
"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"
"You have Polaroids."
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"I wish my hemorrhoid would shrink."
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'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'
"You're here for piles? Piles of what?"
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'Pack your stuff, Wayne. You're outta here! You tested positive for steroids... Oh wait...'
"He may be unorthodox but he's a brilliant hemorrhoids man."
"Guess which one's here for the hemorrhoid treatment."
Larry the Elf saves Christmas
"I need something stronger against these hemorrhoids!"
'...er...I'd like to be referred to another doctor about my haemorrhoids.'
'Why is there a tube of toothpaste in my box of hemorrhoidal cream??'
'My tech presentation got a standing ovation. I'm not sure if it was because it was good, or because I was talking to hemorrhoid sufferers.'
"The hemorrhoidectomy went well and while we were in there, at your company's behest, we installed a high-speed data port..."
Flo didn't know what was odder: the beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that she actually tried this beauty tip.
Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.
The Hemorrhoid Cream Arena
'Well, he told ME it was for his hemorrhoids.'