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'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'
Avast Ye,, matey - there be a complaint against ye. One of the sea hags from accountin' says ye been swabbin' yer deck in view of the interns.
Tags:pirate, pirates, sailor, sailors, pillage, pillager, pillaging, pillaged, complaint, complain, complains, complainers, patch, patches, skull, skulls, crossbone, crossbones, ship, ships, deck, decks, swab, sabbin, swabbing, sea, seas, hag, hags, mate, mates, matey, inern, interns, view, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."
Tags:witch, witches, wiccans, sorceresses, wiccan, sorceress, spell, spells, magic, hags, hag, halloween, halloweens, comedy, comedy club, comedy clubs, comedian, comedians, comic, comics, stand up, stand ups, stand-up, stand-ups, menu, menus, joke, jokes, ghost, ghosts, frankenstein, zombie, zombies, mummy, mummies, monster, monsters
Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"
Tags:woman, women, crone, old crone, old hag, hag, old bag, guilt, guilt trip, guilt-trip, guilt tripped, guilt tripping, guilt-tripping, psychological, psychology, psychological warfare, greeting, greetings card, greeting cards, greetings cards, greetings, card, cards, celebration, spinster, spinsters, rude, rudely, rudeness, mean, meanness, nastily, nastiness, old lady, little old lady, old, older, elderly, misogyny, misogynistic, stereotype, stereotyping, stereotypes
The Cackling Cauldron Cooking Show
'And old hags shouldn't be working in the beauty department.'
'Sorry about this, sir, but the witch hunting season ended over a week ago.'
Hag for Life
Tags:kindergarten, kindergartens, child, kid, kids, witches, witch, wicked witch, wicked witches, hag, hags, old hag, old hags, childcare centre, childcare centres, childcare center, childcare centers, broom, brooms, pre-school, preschool, preschools, pre-schools, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shop, shops
'Needs more cold medicine and paint thinner or the crystal won't form.'
'I know. My driver's license photo is sooooo ugly.'
'Are you paying attention to me?!'
Man enters the 'Tunnel of Love' with a nagging wife, but exits alone.
Wife's head is mounted on hunter's wall.
'I only got a cellphone because of the kids.'
'Early celebrity chefs.'
'..and one for the pot.'
'I cause anxiety? but I have anxiety.'
'Typical, you wait ages and then three turn up all at once...'
Canadian PM, Stephen Harper, and Queen Elizabeth II.
'. . . well your references are impeccable.'
Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan