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My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts
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"I want it lawyer in the front, client in the back."
"Not too short, or people won't know I'm God."
Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality
"Oh, no, no, I think it looks great. I was just wondering, do you use a gel or something?"
Two men in barber shop
Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.
'The young lady at the end of the bar would like to buy you a haircut.'
'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'
"Wow, cool! Me, I've never been patient enough to grow my hair shoulder-length..."
Spiro & Pusho and the mower.
'My clippers are on the blink.'
"Why shouldn't I get my hair cut during office hours? It grows during office hours..."
'No, it's not evolution - It's just a shave and a haircut.'
'Son, you need a haircut.'
'I'm not going to that barber again.'
'You certainly can't dispute the time I'll save in the morning,'
'Well if a wig is out of the question, all I can do is polish it!'
'Just a little off the top,please.'
"A MOHAWK is what I get for asking for an affordable hair cut?!"
"Just take a little off the top!"
Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop
Lou's Barber Shop Discussions
"It's up to you son. . . a haircut or a flea collar!"
"Just take a bit off the sides and... WHAAAAAAA..."