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'Are those plugs, Carl?'
Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.
'You sure? I thought Mr. Travolta's appointment wasn't until Thursday.'
"You have Floral-Pattern baldness."
'This one's for hair loss awareness.'
'... And I'm not just the president of the hair club for bald eagles. I'm also a member.'
"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."
"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."
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"Believe me, I can tell."
Ed uses comb-overs on his bald spots.
"I just don't need any more bald friends right now."
Tags:bald, baldness, bald head, bald heads, hair loss, hair-loss, friend, friends, chatting up, chat up, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting-up, date, dates, pick-up, pick-ups, pick up, pick ups, pickup, pickups, line, lines, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, love life, prejudice, prejudices, discrimination
"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."
"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"
Tags:description, descriptions, bald, baldness, bald head, bald heads, male pattern baldness, hair loss, hairloss, hair-loss, balding, naked eye, invisible, invisibility, redhead, redheads, red head, red heads, driving licence, driving license, dmv, department of motor vehicles, extra crispy, denial, denials, insecurity, insecurities, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged
"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"
"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"
Tags:hair loss, hair-loss, stressful job, stressful jobs, stressed out, workload, workloads, work-load, overworked, work-loads, work ethic, work ethics, desk job, desk jobs, office job, office jobs, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, supervisor, supervisors, bully, bullies, corporate, corporate culture, office politics
"But everybody working in the kitchen today is bald. I don't know HOW you got a hair in your food!!!"
Tags:bald, baldness, bald head, bald heads, hair loss, hair-loss, restaurant hygiene, kitchen hygiene, restaurant staff, kitchen staff, cook, cooks, customer, customers, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, facial hair, male grooming, beard, beards, moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, extra crispy, food hygiene
Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.
"I want a full head of hair!"
Tags:wish, wishes, wishing, genie, genie, magic genie, genie in the lamp, magic lamp, magic lamps, rub, rubs, rubbing, grant, grants, granting, true, come true, dream come true, head, heads, hair, bald, balding, hair-loss, hairless, literal, word for word, exact, disappointment, disappointed, decapitation, decapitated
Body Hair Club For Men
"For a magician your age hare loss is common."
"The last 'Good Hair Day' I had was in 1985."