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'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'
"If only we could get this to work on men's heads."
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'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'
'The hair growth formula works... now we need to sort out the dosage!'
Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.
Ted hits puberty...
'Who's been into my Rogaine?'
'I might no longer qualify as the national bird, but with this head of hair? It's worth it!'
Man in sunlight - sun making his hair grow.
'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'
"Why shouldn't I get my hair cut during office hours? It grows during office hours..."
'I'm proud to say, we do TEST on animals!'
"Check it out! Chest hair!"
'I've been trialling that new stem cell rub on hair restorer. The good news is, it works...'
'I don't know what they've injected you with, but the side effects are interesting...'
'Thank you, Doctor, and I'll let you know if this helps grow hair on Timmy...'
Man applying hair tonic - hair grows on his head and hands.
A bald eagle approaches middle age
'We don't see many patients with a Rogaine addiction.'
'You should stop using that botanical shampoo.'
"You should be pleased. You're neither a cuckold or a victim of hair growth elixir side effects. You're simply the first proof that evolution is slowing down."
"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."
Sorry, the beard is at an awkward stage
I'm thinking of growing a moustache...
Rapunzel in her tower, being offered some rogaine by a knight. Her hair is not long enough.