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"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."
"Yeah, the sixteenth. Right. Great. And, Dad? Do you think you could cut your hair?"
"Curls are back."
"Hey! Great haircut!!
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"Let me know if you read anything in there about hair."
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"May I remind you that until quite recently it wasn't called the Lyle Lovett look. It was called the Eraserhead look."
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"I see you've had yourself lionized."
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"We're rounding up undocumented foreign transplants that conceal evil plots against our country."
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"One side looks shorter than the other, don't you think?"
"The usual, Al. Just sharpen the nose and hone the chin."
"Highlight the battleship-gray."
The mysterious process by which people and their toothbrushes start to look similar.
"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."
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"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."
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"This is more than a look. This is a context."
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"This is my version of 'The Age of Innocence.'"
"I want it lawyer in the front, client in the back."
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"You're accidentally debriefing a bowl of mushy oranges and dead canaries."
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"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."
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"What are we doing today? A depressed, suburban Jackie Onassis or a frustrated, angry Sharon Stone?"
"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"
"Oh, just picking up the pieces of my life after a really traumatic haircut."
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"It still looks just a little too much like - I don't know - me."
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